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I'm just a bitch on her journey to being healthy and getting in shape while I start to accept and love myself. I'd like to say I'm body positive, but sometimes I just can't help the catty bitch voice in the back of my head hahaha I don't classify my blog as a fitblr but I do post LOADS of health and fitness and food stuffs and shit because it is what's relevant to my life. I also post a lot of fandom and random shit that make me giggle because this blog is about me and if someone finds help in how I am then awesome, but it's about me getting better.
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andcanyoukneelbeforetheking:

why do i keep laughing at the thought of female!spiderman…(spidergirl? spiderwoman?) getting caught without her mask on and the dude who catches her just goes on a rant about ‘fake geek girls’ and how ‘that costume isn’t even accurate oh my god’ and ‘comic-con was last week’

and her secret identity is saved because some dudebro in a batman t-shirt thinks he’s hot shit 

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My mum had some hella cute pics of me on her facebook. not even gonna lie.

first one i was 19

then one from when i was 18

and the last one was from a couple months ago.

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#me  #old pics  #back in the day  #bangs  #emo  #scene  #cute  #pretty  #the various stages of maria  #sunglasses  #mexicana  #mexican  #friend  #exgirlfriend  #hair progression  #corset  #bow  #younger  #i don't look much different anyway 
I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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foreveralone-lyguy:

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foreveralone-lyguy:

What’s the girl version of “bros before hoes”?

thank you

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thank you once again

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AH WHEN WILL THEY END

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EVEN MORE OMFG

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I regret making this post. My inbox is filled with these now lol

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It’s like you didn’t even try

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gotitforcheap:

kingneroche:

Remember when Trey parker and Matt stone went to the oscars in dresses and whenever anyone asked about it they would avoid the question with ‘it’s such a magical evening and everyone just looks so spectacular we’re glad to be a part of it all’ and they were on Acid the whole time.

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fucking amazing 

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I’ve been playing with my webcam so i’m about to post selfies…don’t mind me…

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#personal  #you've been warned